Stupid Criminals: Stolen ID.
Last week in Ohio, a watress checked a customer's identification to determine if the customer was legally old enough to drink. The customer handed the waitress a photo i.d. The problem? The photo i.d. was not the customer's, but was actually the waitress' identification, lost last month.
CNN.com reported the story. Needless to say, police said that "[t]he odds of this waitress recovering her own license defy calculation."
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